Pushpin god

A man began posting pushpins stacked together, each time he would add one more pin. The more he added, the more people wanted to continue. He always obliged. Soon, people asked him to force the pushpins inside his hands. The man declined angrily, as he kept stacking pins. on the ninth pin, people began asking him to shove it up his pee hole. He declined again, getting even angrier. On the thirteenth pushpin, he began to transcend space and time. Soon he was assimilated into the universe. Now people call upon him to smite their enemies. They call him: The based pushpin god.